How I installed Unix on my Computer
A few weeks ago in a computer far far away....
- UNIX: I see that my installation is finished, my training is complete indeed I am as powerful as the processor has forseen.
- DOS: I can feel the DOS within you, unix has not driven it from you fully, I can feel the common comands like cd and dir within you. You'll never trully turn to the unix side.
- UNIX: It is to late for me my brother. Unix will show you the true power of an operatiing system.
- DOS: No, I am a crappy operating system like DOS(ver 3.1) was before me.
- PROCESSOR: Someone has filled your partition with bad sectors young one.
- DOS: I will never turn to the unix side.
- PROCESSOR: Good, I can feel your Windows. go ahead remove the partion, Windows95 has made you powerful. Go ahead and delete me with all your point & clicks. Removing me to the recycling bin will only make me more powerful.
--What followed was a battle between unix & dos, ultimatly it was Windows95 with help of the ewoks
which one, The unix partition had to formatted and peace was restored in the Computer once more.
The Official Physics National Anthem
Gama Rays, X-rays ,ulta violet, visible
Violet, indigo
blue, green and yellow
Infra-red, radio-waves
frequency, wavelenth
rays of the electro-mag
I have a phase lag
Scalor,Vector
Area of a sector
E is B cross V
V is I*R
All these formulae
Straight path of a light ray
Galelio Galelli
Partition fuction in the sky
We did'nt start the curent
It was always flowing, since the scope was showing
We did'nt start the current
Though we did' nt start it we are trying to guide it
We did'nt start the current